Shark Week Primetime Schedule and Ratings

The Following is the Shark Week Prime Time Schedule. New programming is in bold. Each show has Operation Shutdown's Shark Rating with it.

Shark Rating Scale:
Bull Shark: The most awesome of all sharks. This is a can't miss. Watch it live and Tivo it to watch it again. The highest rating.
Tiger Shark: Just a step below the Bull Shark in terms of awesomeness. Still a can't miss.
Oceanic White Tip: Still kind of awesome but a bit underrated. Would certainly Tivo if you can't watch it live.
Lemon Shark: Effective, yet not terrifying. Has it's moments, but may ultimately leave you wanting a little more.
Nurse Shark: Fucking weak. Of course, none of these will have this ratings. Nurse shark's don't deserve any shark week pub.



Monday
7:00pm: Shark Attack Survivors. [Oceanic White Tip]
8:00pm: Air Jaws: Sharks of South Africa. [Bull Shark]
9:00pm: Deadly Waters. Survivorman Les Stroud tries to find which portion of ocean is the most deadly. Anticipated Rating = Bull Shark (editors note: between Vince reminding me how awesome Les Stroud is, and Les Stroud being Canadian and me enjoying my lunch from Tim Horton's, I've upgraded Deadly Waters to the Bull Shark rating.)
10:00pm: Day of the Shark 2. Chronicles stories of different Shark related encounters: steel cage dives, Navy Seals and Bull Shark invasions. Anticipated Rating = Bull Shark.

Tuesday
7:00pm: Deadly Stripes: Tiger Sharks. [Tiger Shark]
8:00pm: Top 5 Eaten Alive. [Tiger Shark]
9:00pm: Sharkbite Summer. Accounts of the Summer 2001 U.S. Shark bite rebellion. Anticipated rating = Tiger Shark
10:00pm: Some Non Shark Show. Blasphemy. [Nurse Shark]

Wednesday
7:00pm: Mythbusters: Jaws Special (Part 1). [Oceanic White Tip]
8:00pm: Mythbusters: Jaws Special (Part 2). [Oceanic White Tip]
9:00pm: Great White Appetite. Great White's plus new technology. Anticipated Rating = Bull Shark
10:00pm: Jaws of the Pacific. [Tiger Shark]

Thursday
7:00pm: Perfect Predators (Part 1). [Bull Shark]
8:00pm: Perfect Predators (Part 2). [Bull Shark]
9:00pm: Sharks After Dark. Cutting edge technology lets us track sharks at their deadliest - at night. Anticipated Rating = Bull Shark
10:00pm: Man v. Fish with Matt Watson: Mako. [Oceanic White Tip]

Friday
7:00pm: Sharkbites: Surviving Great Whites. [Bull Shark]
8:00pm: Sharkbite Summer
9:00pm: Blood in the Water (Part 1). A cinematic documentary of the 1916 Shark attacks in Jersey that Jaws was based on. Anticipated Rating = Oceanic White Tip.
10:00pm: Blood in the Water (Part 2). A cinematic documentary of the 1916 Shark attacks in Jersey that Jaws was based on. Anticipated Rating = Oceanic White Tip.

Saturday
7:00pm: Dirty Jobs: Greenland Shark Quest. [Lemon Shark]
8:00pm: Dirty Jobs: Jobs that Bite (Part 1). [Oceanic White Tip]
9:00pm: Dirty Jobs: Jobs that Bite (Part 2). [Oceanic White Tip]
10:00pm: Dirty Jobs: Jobs that Bite Harder. [Ocean White Tip]