Tim Tebow, virgin. Somewhere, Thom Brennaman is gushing.
Phil Mickelson in talks to purchase 105 Waffle House Restaurants. Yeah, that's a good idea. Waffle House sucks. IHOP is far superior. There I said it.
If you were in prison for over a year, and you just got out, and Allen Iverson asked you to go to a strip club with him would you say no? Yeah, me neither. Mike Vick didn't say no.
Mark Burly (his name is too difficult to try and spell) tossed the first perfect game since Randy Johnson tossed one with the D'backs and shared an awkward embrace with catcher Robbie Hammock. Great fucking catch by DeWayne Wise.
Former Bengal, and current Seahawk/professional bitch, T.J. Houshmanzadeh is boycotting Madden 2010 because he's only a 91 overall and there are six receivers in the NFC ranked higher. We don't have the list, but I'm sure I wouldn't take Housh over Fitzgerald, Steve Smith, Calvin Johnson, Anquan Boldin, Greg Jennings and Roddy White. Someone needs to tell him he's the only NFL receiver with more than 500 yards and less than 10 yards per catch average last year, and he had a 6 less TD catches than Lance Moore.
J.P. Losman was at Tulane at the same time The Monk was there and The Monk says he's a dick. After failing out of the NFL, J.P. is going to be throwing passes for the unnamed Las Vegas United Football League team. Good luck with all that J.P. If you're lucky, you might be able to throw bombs to Charles Rogers.
Jim Parque admitted he used steroids, and much like his playing career, nobody cares.
Should VP of Player Development call your own minor league players pussies and challenge them to a fight? If you're the Mets, of course! Meet the Mets, Meet the Mets, Come on Out and Greet the Mets!
A few Texas Rangers players have suffered from flu-like symptoms, and all of a sudden, Vicente Padilla gets diagnosed with... OKAY, EVERYBODY PANIC!!!
If you have Rick DiPietro under contract until 2021, have just signed Dwayne Rolosson and 56 year old Doug Weight is your only accomplished NHL forward, what do you do? Sign Martin Biron of course! Although Rick DiPietro is probably hurt again, so why not?
Random Linking Fun
How White Are You? (Go here, give yourself 1 point if you like, 2 if you really like, -1 if you dislike, -2 if you really dislike, and 0 if you are indifferent. I'm a 92, Mr. Riley is a 27)
Jason Kendall, Greatest of All Time?
Thanks Debbie, Don't Know the Point of This Game, Or Why I'm Playing, But I'm Addicted
The 13 Most Unintentionally Disturbing Children's Toys
Tom Emanski's Fake MySpace Page
Random YouTube (and other) Video's of the Week
White People Being White
In all honesty, I planned posting this yesterday morning before all the media caught hold of it. As my friend Debbie's non-white co-worker asked her "Is this what you white people do when we're not around". Yes.
Will Arnett Reads from Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret
Tony Romo: Product Spokesman
Katie Holmes on So You Think You Can Dance
Joey Potter was such a long, long, time ago.
The Answer to All Your Political Gripes
Only in America!
Genius Plan to Fix California Economy - Watch more Funny Videos
Grown Men With Baseball Gloves, A Mr. Riley Favorite
We Enjoyed This, But Still Hate the Phillies... .
YOUR YOUTUBE HALL OF FAME NOMINEE OF THE WEEK
Lady Punch
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